“Under a new Queen’s reign, swords will clash, blood will be shed, and loads will be blown, but who will decide the fate of the entire kingdom?”
Just to be clear, that is THEIR selling line for Queen Of Thrones, not ours.
In case you’d forgotten the rule, if anything is popular, there will inevitably be a porn version of it. We’re talking about “Strokemon” (yup, Pokemon porn), “Bob’s Boners” (yup, Bob’s Burgers porn) or “Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles” (oh god, our childhoods!).
And so it is with Game Of Thrones, and in case your worried, this trailer is pretty much Safe For Work, except for one or two swear-words:
Clip via Brazzers
Funny that you’d be less likely to watch an actual episode of Game Of Thrones on the bus home than you would the trailer for the porn parody for it, but there you go.
As per the official press release of the Queen Of Thrones, here is the plot of the FOUR-PART epic:
We return to the Brazzers world of Westerness, where a sudden rise of Dead Walkers threatens the very existence of humans in the land. The threat of the undead is confronted by John Doe (Xander Corvus); humanity has a warrior. However, in an effort to warn the corrupt Queen Sexcei (Rebecca Moore) of the impending threat to her kingdom, Doe is jailed and left helpless – until the mysterious appearance of The Red Woman (Romi Rain).
Doe is freed and, as a fugitive on the run, must decide whether to return to save the people of Queen Sexcei’s kingdom from an undead coup. Unheeded warnings may cost Queen Sexcei her kingdom, and Westerness its most steadfast warrior.
Ironically, Game Of Thrones had a negative influence on porn-watching, when PornHub noted a drop in viewers on their site during the season premiere, so we guess that it is only fair game that the porn industry takes a share of the GoT audience, by any means necessary.
Queen Of Thrones (can anyone think of a better porn parody title than that? There must be one!) arrives on 30 July, should you be interested in the artistic merits involved in such a project. Ahem.
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