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Published 21:20 3 Sept 2015 BST
3) Rum ham
To quote Mac "God damn it, Frank. Eating your drinks? That is genius.” See, I always knew it was possible to get ripped shit drunk on ham.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SULSoOYmRs
Clip via - FarKiller07's channel
4) Fraggle Rock thermos
Now you aint gonna come up in here and take one of Pepper Jack's best hoes?!?! Pepper Jack love him some Fraggle Rock.
5) Monster condoms
Frank's go-to seduction move that even rivals the D.E.N.N.I.S system.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM
Clip via - edward scissordicks
6) Salt
"Nobody likes salting the snail, but she gives you no choice". Just keep her and Frank away from the dinner table.
Best dating profile ever. Only the best for a philanthropist like Charlie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfWMB-blQS8
He speaks the truth.
Fight milk! It makes you fight...like a crow. Profits will sore as high... like a crow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqQicrQfb1E
Handy for interventions and in Frank's case, putting out a fire in the bar... for some reason. I love that man.
It just makes sense.
Handy for when you plan on scamming welfare.
It really is the best way to fall asleep. Frank's late arrival in the apartment makes this even better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8vAo2gIDSY
It's not a game, it's a war. An unflipable test of mind, body and spirit.,...just ask Mac.
The best way to cut your nails is with a toe knife. Everyone know that. Also, if you've managed to create an open wound then just plug it with a sweaty sock or some trash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geUsAS7Nx1Q
Handy when performing a completely unnecessary and creepy intervention due to false claims of sexual molestation.
Ladies and gents, here's Charlie's uncle, Jack Kelly, loving life during this awkward time.
Charlie Kelly is a contradiction. Yes, he's the king of the rats but he also has a strange affinity for cats. As he said to Dee "cat in the wall eh? Now you're talking my language".
Charlie Kelly, originator of the must have feline accessory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fP4emqw7O4





