We’ll learn from their mistakes, because they probably won’t…
Dumb and Dumber was one of the best movies of JOE’s childhood. Honestly, all young JOE wanted was a Mutt Cutts van and a parrot with a removable head.
Harry and Lloyd’s second outing ‘Dumb and Dumber To’ is just around the corner, so we’ve decided to run through all the little nuggets of wisdom we picked up from them and that infamous trip to Aspen.
Club Orange are partnering with Universal for the launch of Official Dumb and Dumber To and they’re almost as excited as us.
Club Orange are giving you the chance to win an epic road trip to Las Vegas simply by pulling a dumb pose and posting it on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram to @cluborange @Universal_Irl with the hashtags #clubandclubber #dumbto.
They will pick the best posers and and send them on their way.
To the winner: just remember all these wonderful pieces of information Harry and Lloyd thought us.
Use the loo before you leave the house
An age-old adage which has been passed down from one angry parent to another is “use the toilet before you leave the house.” Of course, you can always just bring a bottle to do the deed in, but you’ll be risking this…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io30s7-5VaQ
Video via: gerben strobbe
Make sure the toilet works
Our first piece of advice is an obvious one. But this one is a little more advanced; check the toilet before you sit on it unless you want a very embarrassing conversation about what happened to the hand towels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcVJMvVWDA
Dress for the occasion
Okay, the toilet advice is out of the way. Now onto the important stuff… looking good. If you want to stand out, then don’t go for regular. Go for luminous orange and baby blue.
Be smooth with the ladies
You now look the part. To be popular, all you have to do is be smooth. Why not start with a joke?
Then a subtle compliment is always a good idea.
Then when you know she is interested go in for the kiss.
But rememberer to play it cool.
Cherish your friends
Remember the people who were always there to pick you up and cherish them.
So there you have it: five pieces of essential information which will help guide you through a trip to Aspen without much of a hiccup.
Catch Harry and Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber To when it hits cinemas nationwide on December 19th.
For a chance to win a roadtrip to Vegas for you and a friend click here, with thanks to Club Orange who are partnering with Universal for the launch.
Club Orange are also giving away film merchandise and lots of premiere tickets in the lead up to the Irish premiere on 15th December.
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