Intensity, integrity, sharks - It's Sharknado 2: The Sharkening
In what might be the most amazing piece of film news, well, ever, it turns out that Olympic gold medalist and former WWE wrestler Kurt Angle will be starring in the sequel to one of the greatest shark-themed movies ever,
Sharknado.
Sharkando 2, which we have dubbed
The Sharkening but is actually called
The Second One (a frankly pathetic effort) will not only feature Angle but celebrity blogger Perez Hilton who is still a thing apparently, and Tara Reid will also return.
The movie won't hit screens until July, but between now and then we can come up with plot ideas for Angle's character, who will be an FDNY fire chief, and helpfully mail them to the SyFy channel in the hope that they will use them. Idea the first, fire chief Kurt Angle must face a shark in a match for the title of FDNY Heavyweight Champion...in a hell in a cell match!
