Euro (blurred) vision.
Don’t try and tell us you didn’t remember that Eurovision 2016 gets underway tonight; if you’re anything like us you’ve had the date marked in the calendar for months.
Part of the appeal of the Eurovision, of course, is the whole circus that surrounds the actual songs themselves and a number of those aspects are highlighted in a drinking game sent our way by a bunch of University of Limerick students who should be studying for exams.
Instead, their procrastination has led to a highly entertaining drinking game that will spice up anyone’s Eurovision experience.
If you are to give it a go while watching Nicky Byrne and the rest of the contestants, make sure to drink responsibly while doing so.
Eurovision Drinking Game (AKA Euro Shtate Go Home!):
Rules:
Every time wind machine is used – 1 drink
Every time the word love or heart is used – 1 drink
When a song changes language – 1 drink
When a song changes key – 1 drink
Anytime a country not in Europe appears – 1 drink
A song that can be viewed as sexual harassment – 1 drink
When someone take off an item of clothing – 1 drink
When Pietra (one of the presenters) is a bitch to someone – 1 drink
When a sexy woman passionately plays a violin – 2 drinks
If Ireland get through – Down in one
For information on drinking responsibly, check out drinkaware.ie.
Cheers to Eoghan Phelan and Laura Finwey for sending this our way. Got a story for JOE? Hit us up on Facebook or Twitter, send it to our WhatsApp number 087-4001102 or mail [email protected].
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