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19th Jul 2013

Are you sh*tting us? Serial pooper caught relieving herself repeatedly on man’s driveway

We hope she washed her hands after...

Eoghan Doherty

Nob Hill (ha!) in New Mexico has a bit of a crappy problem on its hands and one local is not best pleased.

The man, known only as ‘Bobby’, installed a security camera in his yard after noticing that something, or someone in this case, was repootedly pooping their pants on his pooperty. According to the reporter, this serial shitter “always strikes on weekend mornings” most likely when she’s out for her morning runs.

Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

JOE’s favourite quote from the report? Probably the moment that our victim accuses the girl of “malicious fecal distribution.”

The footage isn’t overly clear, but JOE reckons it could very well be Paula Radcliffe up to her old tricks again.

Or should we say… Poola Radcliffe? We should. We really should.

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