Giorgio Chiellini’s shoulder makes its Twitter debut in style

As novelty accounts go, this is pretty good.

With 23 retweets and two favourites so far, this isn't exactly Oscar-selfie territory, but it still tickled us.

Ouch! — ChiellinisShoulder (@ChiellinisS) June 25, 2014

There's been nothing more as Chiellini's shoulder negotiates film rights, chats to radio producers, talks a book deal, hires several agents, that kind of thing, but hopefully it'll give us another pearl of knowledge later on this evening.