Two Irish lads in Australia have taken to Craiglist in Melbourne to advertise a very important position.
There were once three amigos in Melbourne who regularly drank together, but then one of them went and spoiled it all by leaving. The two remaining amigos obviously felt there was a gaping hole in their social lives and have taken to the internet to fix it. Quite simply, they have advertised for a third amigo to join the other two and their social circle.
There is a spec for the role…..naturally. Do you have what it takes?
Basically, they are looking for ‘a male between 28-36 to be a part of the 3 amigos. Preferred qualities would be piss taking, refusal of change and to bad mouth past local pubs. Mandatory requirements is being available for 4-6 pints 3-5 per week.’
We cannot confirm if they have had any applications yet or what exactly the selection process will entail, but we are sure there will be an interview of some description, obviously over a pint of course.
H/T to Andrew Kavanagh who sent this to us on Facebook.
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