“Do you not know what a clitoris looks like?”
Lisa Hogan brutalised boyfriend Jeremy Clarkson’s sexual prowess in a new episode of their Prime Video docuseries.
Now streaming its fourth season, Clarkson’s Farm welcomed Harriet Cowan to the team as Kaleb Cooper’s replacement and she was filmed wasting no time in educating Clarkson on female pig anatomy.
“Pigs have clitorises? I didn’t know that this morning. There has been no morning in the last 63 years that I’ve known that,” admitted the TV presenter.
Cowan proceeded to tell Clarkson’s partner about the revelation, saying: “He says you can’t see [the clitoris].”
“Oh, Jesus – he can’t find it either, I can tell you,” joked Hogan, before directly mocking Clarkson with: “Do you not know what a clitoris looks like? Have you never found one? You’ve never seen one? It’s the start of the vagina, love.”
He’s going to need some Aloe vera for that burn.
This comes after the former actress opened up about how the pair first got together in 2017.
Speaking to The Times, Hogan revealed they “met through mutual friends who had tried to set us up a couple of times”.
This meet-cute of sorts ended up finally happening at a Christmas party.
“I was just about to leave and we were introduced and he said, ‘No, no, come on, sit down and have a chat’. And that was it, really,” she recalled.
“So he called me a couple of days later and I thought, ‘OK, you’ve got a bit of a rep’ – so he had to really court me! He courted me for a solid three months!
“He’s very, very good company. And he does make an effort to make me laugh a lot, which I really appreciate. And we do – we get on,” added Hogan.
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