Pic: Photographer known only as ‘Villager Jim’ snaps the most penis-shaped cloud you’ll ever see in the UK skies 7 years ago

Pic: Photographer known only as ‘Villager Jim’ snaps the most penis-shaped cloud you’ll ever see in the UK skies

Clouds don’t come much more penis-shaped than this…

Meteorologists might know better, but as far as we know the odd cloud formations that sometimes appear in the skies overhead are purely coincidental and aren’t meant to be sending some sort of message to passers-by below.

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It’s hard to believe that logic when clouds take on a form that is almost certainly penis-shaped, as has happened in Ireland in the past and as absolutely unmistakeably happened above the town of Foolow in Derbyshire yesterday. If unlucky in love residents of Foolow didn’t get lucky this week with a sign like this, then they probably never will…

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Pic via Western Daily Press

The picture above was taken by a local wildlife photographer known only as ‘Villager Jim’ and as you can see, it leaves precious little to the imagination. That particular cloud was in an amorous mood, that’s for sure.

"I couldn't believe it when I saw it over my house,” ‘Villager Jim’ told the Western Daily Press.

“It’s not usually the sort of thing I would take a picture of but I'm not going to miss out on a huge c**k flying overhead." Damn right.

Has anyone ever seen a cloud so unmistakeably penis-shaped as this one before? If they have, then we can safely say we’ll be stumped.

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