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12th Feb 2017

PICS: Some very kinky car wash signs have been popping up all over Shannon

Rosanna Cooney

Our days of youthful innocence have long since passed.

The innuendo is so strong here it pretty much hits you wet in the face. All day people have been spotting these signs in Shannon, Co Clare and sending them our way.

We’re fairly sure the owners of Smithstown Auto Repairs, knew what sort of sexual deviancy they were implying, it would be worrying if they didn’t.

 

Although there is some devilish satisfaction in the brashness of the hand jobbery, the most pertinent question is, will Smithstown Auto Repairs follow through on their promise of ‘The best hand job in town’?

Has anyone been? Is there some kind of review system? Well we’re not ones to go all the way to Shannon town before we’ve heard a few positive reports, so we found just a few on their facebook page;

Mary gave the service five stars and said; ‘Great guys and great service, always take care of me’.

Michael, another five star customer said; ‘Great and friendly service. Fast too. Great prices. Never had any problems’ .

Shirley said;  ‘Smithstown Auto Repairs have proven themselves at the top of their game time and time again’.

So after those very becuming  becoming reviews and depending on your ability to work sexual innuendos into everything, the lads, pictured below, might be in for a new wave of dirty customers, looking for their money’s worth.

 What’s the going rate? €7 for a quick one, according to the kinky sign. Best of luck lads.
Thanks to Eoin Barry and Ronan McNamara for sending these our way. 
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