You’ll have to pay a fair price, mind.
In light of the fairly shocking revelations about the details of his lucrative retirement package, former CRC (Central Remedial Clinic) boss Paul Kiely isn’t exactly flavour of the month around these parts at the minute.
Some would like it if he simply gave back the €742,000 he pocketed on his retirement, others would like to give him a piece of their minds if they met him in person, but one guy on DoneDeal is willing to step in and provide a physical manifestation of anger towards Kiely if anyone was willing to pay good money towards it.
Before you go thinking that this guy plans on sending some hired goons around to Kiely’s gaff, don’t worry, it’s nothing as sinister as that, merely a kick up the arse in the same manner that Father Ted kicked Bishop Brennan as a forfeit for losing the Craggy Island over 75s soccer tournament, or ‘a booting’ if you prefer the Australian terminology.
The guy who posted the ad says that steel toe boots will be used and that the money he receives will instantly be returned to the CRC, so if Kiely was looking for the most satisfying way in which the Irish taxpayer would like the money returned, he could do a lot worse than this.
Hat-tip to Joe Phelan for sending this one our way
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