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5th October 2015
01:55pm BST

Yes, our guy's a real stud, he's a playa, he's a smooth operator, he's really really lonely, he's not real (swear).
Once you input the data, the calculator starts working behind the scenes to spit out your potential number.
Here's how they work it out:
That ridiculously high number really highlights how important it is to "wrap up" and use protection if you do manage to get lucky.
You can check out (be discreet) how many indirect sexual connections you’ve had with this online calculator.Explore more on these topics: