Ugh, this is a bit gross.
Lloyd’s Pharmacy have created an online calculator for Ireland that can find out potentially how many people you’ve been indirectly sexually exposed to during your sex life.
We decided to have a go, for research purposes, and entered the following data into the calculator.
Yes, our guy’s a real stud, he’s a playa, he’s a smooth operator, he’s really really lonely, he’s not real (swear).
Once you input the data, the calculator starts working behind the scenes to spit out your potential number.
Here’s how they work it out:
- They calculate how many people your partners are likely to have slept with before you.
- Then they calculate your partners’ partners, and their partners’ partners, and so on – for just six degrees.
Here’s the result for our guy.
That ridiculously high number really highlights how important it is to “wrap up” and use protection if you do manage to get lucky.
You can check out (be discreet) how many indirect sexual connections you’ve had with this online calculator.
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