We understand that Real Madrid are preparing a bid...
The Premier League season is less than 10 days away and once it kicks off you will undoubtedly hear football fans complaining that their team's striker can't head the ball or their centre-backs can't defend a corner.
The transfer window is still open so we would suggest that a few managers should consider launching a big money bid for this goat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J64c9HcArE
Clip via - Team Art of thunder
Now all we need is a donkey to cross the ball into him. Cue Stewart Downing jokes.
