VIDEO: Pat Spillane expertly analyses Irish tourist's street brawl in Turkey
Jaysus, the Spice Girls were really on to something with '2 Become 1'.
The coming together of two seemingly random elements can be a truly wondrous event.
In fact, we Irish are big fans of it in particular; Bacon and Cabbage, Dustin the Turkey and Joe Dolan, crisps and... anything else really.
That's why, when news broke of an (alleged) Irish tourist involved in mass shemozzle in Turkey, we just knew we had to throw the wise analytical words of The Sunday Game's Pat Spillane over the top of it.
Behold, Pat's expert analysis of the infamous 1996 brawl between Mayo and Meath, now accompanying some big yoke in three-quarter length pants knocking seven shades of shite out of half of Turkey.
The perfect combination...