We wonder if this has anything to do with her five-a-day...
Everyone remembers that class scene in GoldenEye, right? The one where Xenia Onatopp (Famke Janssen) crushes her unsuspecting victim in the most terrifyingly sexy way, using only her thighs?
Let JOE jog your memory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV_1ji1lY1U
Well, now science has finally stepped up to the sexy Mythbusters-type plate to prove that a woman with tree-trunk thighs could in fact potentially crush a man to death.
And by "science" we obviously mean a tattooed woman dressed in only her underwear and high heels. All she's missing is the white coat.
Watch the clip below as the lovely lady crushes the poor melon, leaving it looking like a fruity version of Ridley Scott's Xenomorph from Alien.
Here at JOE we're equal parts aroused, hungry and horrified:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwZey-qXAC4
