This has nothing to do with having sex with Adam West. It's not that kind of Batman ride you dirtbucket.
We're pretty excited here in JOE HQ and it's not because manky Monday morning is here again.
It's actually because a brand new, superdeedooper, stomach-turning, puke-inducing rollercoaster has been designed, is coming to Six Flags Fiesta Texas in Summer 2015 and... wait for it... IT TURNS YOU INTO BATMAN. Or it makes you feel like Batman would feel if he decided to ride on a giant, twisty-turny rollercoaster.
We're even told that the brand new ride will give its passengers an intense "4D experience." We have absolutely no idea what that means but we are excited goddamnit.
*JOE immediately dons tight-fitting Batman suit that's four sizes too small and books flights to Texas*
Grab a bucket, this looks incredible...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR25KHmV6Lc
Clip via Six Flags.
