PERSONALITY TEST: Which Irish cult hero is your Taoiseach?

Massive respect to anyone that gets Paddy Losty as our new Taoiseach.

127 days after the votes began to be counted, it looks like Ireland finally has a government.

A programme for government was agreed today between the leaders of Fine Gael, Fianna Fáil and the Green Party, and all that stands in the way of the 33rd Dáil is each party’s members signing off on the programme in the coming weeks.

If the Office of the Taoiseach is due to be rotated, as seems to be the case, who should be given a slot?

Let’s see who you manage to pick… Let us know in the comments!

What's your general feeling towards politicians?

They're all shitehawks

They're a necessary evil

They're all in it for themselves

They're all great

You can tolerate some...but don't push it!

Correct!

Wrong!

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You're after having a few drinks, whats the appropriate snack?

Most pubs

Few packets of cwips (the correct way to say crisps)

Bag of chips

Chinese

Pizza

Sandwich

Correct!

Wrong!

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If left alone in Dáil Éireann, what are you most likely to do?

Play jungle music at 4am

Walk around in your pyjamas

Invite your mates over for a big party

Start tearing the place apart

Get to work. After all, quiet time is precious time

Correct!

Wrong!

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Pick a Tánaiste...

Simon Coveney Theresa May Brexit

Father Jack

Your favourite barman

Eamon Dunphy

Jurgen Klopp

Orla from Derry Girls

Pint Baby

Correct!

Wrong!

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Which of these phrases would you genuinely say on the campaign trail...

I can't make that debate because I'm still steaming from a feed of pints

Na, who am I kidding? I don't even believe in God

All children are annoying and needy

I'm only getting into politics for a laugh...and the money

I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing and I can't believe that I haven't made a tit of myself yet

My concern is for the people of Ireland, all the people. Everyone is the same and I'll work for everyone

Correct!

Wrong!

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You get into trouble early in your reign as Taoiseach. What happened?

Drinking when you should have been working

Giving cheek to someone else

Just being a bit mad and having no respect for anyone

You get angry...quickly!

An accident that you swear isn't your fault

You would never be in trouble. You're perfect

Correct!

Wrong!

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As Taoiseach, what policy would be the most important to you?

Bertie Ahern

Enhancing our culture

Better education and schools

Safer roads

Better health care

They're all important

Correct!

Wrong!

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If you were running in the General Election, what mad promise would you make? You know, a promise where you know you're talking out of your arse.

A free pint for everyone

A free 'get out of work day' where you can take a day off whenever you feel like it

An extra hour for lunch that's paid

A tax on the rich that's redistributed to people who earn below a certain income level

You would do things legally and according to the law. There are no 'mad' promises because politics is serious

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Finally, you're caught up in an embarrassing situation for your political career. What happened?

Drink

Anger

Stubbornness

Your own clumsy nature

This would never happen to you

Correct!

Wrong!

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