Here are the worst things that Boris Johnson's cabinet members have said about Ireland 1 year ago

Here are the worst things that Boris Johnson's cabinet members have said about Ireland

Alright, let's see what we're dealing with here.

On Thursday morning, Boris Johnson began his premiership of the United Kingdom by convening his newly assembled cabinet.

Since Brexit, many Tory MPs have expectorated a virtually endless stream of nonsense about Ireland, its border with the United Kingdom, and Anglo-Irish relations in general.

With that in mind, it should come as no surprises that Johnson's newly appointed lieutenants have a shared history of remarks about Ireland that are equal parts bemusing, confusing, and profoundly worrying.

Priti Patel, Home Secretary

On the matter of possible food shortages in Ireland post-Brexit, Patel said: "This paper appears to show the government were well aware Ireland will face significant issues in a no-deal scenario. Why hasn’t this point been pressed home during negotiations? There is still time to go back to Brussels and get a better deal."

Patel's rhetoric quickly conjured up famine flashbacks for pretty much everyone on this side of the Irish Sea, as she argued that food shortages in Ireland should be part of the UK's bargaining strategy with the EU.

Jacob Rees-Mogg, Leader of the House of Commons 

Rees-Mogg, a backbencher who has won himself a major promotion in the Johnson premiership, has openly advocated for a return to the border checks that existed during The Troubles.

"Ireland would not be a free-for-all... It would perfectly possible to continue with historic arrangements to ensure that there wasn't a great loophole in the way people could get into the UK, to leave us in just as bad a position as we are currently in."

"There would be our ability, as we had during The Troubles, to have people inspected. It's not a border that everyone has to go through every day, but of course, for security reasons, during The Troubles, we kept a very close eye on the border to try and stop gun-running and things like that."

Gavin Williamson, Education Secretary

After it emerged in March of this year that one British soldier would face prosecution over the events of Bloody Sunday, Williamson said: "We are indebted to those soldiers who served with courage and distinction to bring peace to Northern Ireland. We will offer full legal and pastoral support to the individual affected by today's decision. This includes funding all his legal costs and providing welfare support." 14 Irish civilians were killed in the incident, six of them children.

Williamson is now in charge of educating Britain's young. God help them.

Julian Smith, Secretary of State for Northern Ireland

Julian Smith doesn't appear to have anything at all of note about Ireland. He's the new Secretary of State for Northern Ireland.

His only tweet about Ireland says this:

Michael Gove, Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster

Michael Gove absolutely hated the Good Friday Agreement when it happened. In 2000, he authored a 58-page document called Northern Ireland: The Price of Peace, which described the Belfast Agreement as a "mortal stain" and a "humiliation" for Parliament.

He also wrote: "In other words, the British State deliberately held its security forces back from inflicting military reverses on the IRA because it preferred to negotiate." Just to be clear, he's saying that the UK holding its security forces back was a bad thing.

But he was already in the cabinet anyway, so I guess this one is a wash.

Theresa Villiers, Secretary for the Environment

Before the Brexit referendum, Theresa Villiers said that Irish concerns over the border were just "scaremongering."

"I believe that the land border with Ireland can remain as free-flowing after a Brexit vote as it is today," she said. Everybody makes mistakes.

Dominic Raab, Foreign Secretary

As Brexit Secretary, Raab confessed that he had not read the Good Friday Agreement. Of the landmark peace treaty, he said: "It’s not like a novel, you sit down, say ‘Do you know what’, over the holidays, ‘This is a cracking read.’" The Good Friday Agreement is 35 pages long.

Raab has been mightily promoted to Foreign Secretary, so he'll have even less time to read it now. Thankfully things like treaties with other countries probably don't fall under the purview of the Foreign Secretary. Phew!

Esther McVey

McVey originally challenged Johnson for the Tory leadership but was among the first candidates to drop out. It certainly didn't help that she was roundly mocked for her clueless comments on the Irish border.

"We can do an invisible border," she said. "If there is no deal, we know that the EU ain't going to put up a border, we know that Ireland isn't going to put up a border."

Reminded that the EU have said there will be checks, McVey again said: "There will be an invisible border. The technology already exists and that's what we need to make sure that we do. Admin, custom checks online." Thankfully, she has no foreign policy role in her new job.

Ben Wallace, Secretary of State for Defence 

An intelligence officer in Northern Ireland who can't remember the border being an important part of ceasefire negotiations.

He's Secretary of Defence now. In charge of the army. That's comforting.

As for Boris himself, we've already put together a compilation of his own takes on Ireland. Though that was before he asked "Why isn't he called Murphy like the rest of them?" of Taoiseach Leo Varadkar.