Who said it: David Brent or Donald Trump?

This is hard.

Two of the most quotable men on the planet, David Brent and Donald Trump.

We’ve assembled 20 of their most distinctive utterings, but we’re asking you to tell us which man said it: Brent or Trump.

Try read this in each other’s voices… It actually doesn’t make it any easier.

"Professionalism is... And that is what I want."

Donald Trump

David Brent

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"I have tremendous respect for women."

Donald Trump

David Brent

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"I'll probably will do it. Maybe definitely."

Donald Trump

David Brent

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"I'm the least racist person you've ever interviewed."

Donald Trump

David Brent

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"If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. Do you know what 'philosopher' said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a pair of tits."

Donald Trump

David Brent

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"Trust, encouragement, reward, loyalty... satisfaction. That's what I'm... you know. Trust people and they'll be true to you. Treat them greatly, and they will show themselves to be great."

Donald Trump

David Brent

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“There should be no ego when you’re pulling together to do something good.”

Donald Trump

David Brent

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"I'm an educator, I'm a motivator of people, I excite their imaginations. It's like bloody Dead Poet's Society sometimes out there."

Donald Trump

David Brent

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"Oh, well. I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe one day, that will happen!"

Donald Trump

David Brent

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“Get going. Move forward. Aim High. Plan a takeoff. Don't just sit on the runway and hope someone will come along and push the airplane. It simply won't happen. Change your attitude and gain some altitude. Believe me, you'll love it up here.”

Donald Trump

David Brent

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"A good idea is a good idea forever."

Donald Trump

David Brent

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"Who says famine has to be depressing?"

Donald Trump

David Brent

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"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

Donald Trump

David Brent

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“In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.”

Donald Trump

David Brent

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"I have a great relationship with African Americans, as you possibly have heard. I just have great respect for them. And they like me. I like them."

Donald Trump

David Brent

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“A sergeant major spends his time training his men to be killers. He doesn’t polish his own boots. He probably does polish his own boots, but, you know, that doesn’t mean I have to do my own filing.”

Donald Trump

David Brent

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“What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening,”

Donald Trump

David Brent

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“I know an alcoholic and it’s no laughing matter – particularly for his wife. She’s got alopecia, so not a happy home life.”

Donald Trump

David Brent

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(On Beethoven) “I don’t think he could have done better if he’d heard what he was playing, in my opinion.”

Donald Trump

David Brent

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"Some people are intimidated when talking to large numbers of people in an entertaining way. Not me."

Donald Trump

David Brent

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