The ultimate UK Office quiz – Season 1

That’s the real quiz.

It’s one of the most quotable shows on the planet, and you either love it or you hate it.

If you’re here, it’s pretty likely you’re part of the latter group. Be warned, this one is pretty tough. It’s all Season One, there will of course be a Season Two offering coming your way soon.

But sure we’ve all the time in the world, right?

EPISODE 1: Let's start nice and easy... What does Tim put Gareth's stapler into to wind him up?

His drawer

David Brent's office

His pocket

A plate of jelly

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What is the name of David's boss?

Miriam Clarke-Webb

Kiera Kennedy-Swift

Jennifer Taylor-Clarke

Amy Wernham-Hogg

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What is the name of the new temp who has just joined the office?

Ricky

James

Jim

Mark

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When giving the temp a tour of the office, David Brent asks someone to get batteries for what type of toy?

A toy monkey on the coat rack

Billy Big Bass

Dirty Bertie

A vibrator

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Who's this man?

Dennis

Monkey Alan

Keith

Malcolm

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What does David "fire" Dawn for?

Making a joke about his drinking

Embarrassing him in front of his boss

Forwarding a rude picture of him

Stealing Post-It notes

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What type of car does Gareth brag about doing up?

MG

TR3

Ford Capri

Porsche

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At the end of the episode, Brent tells a heart-warming story about almost being made godfather of an employee... What nationality was he?

Greek

Indian

South African

Welsh

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EPISODE 2: What is the name of this character who joins the office on work experience?

Donna

Kate

Holly

Bianca

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Let's kick this up a notch... Brent knows her parents, but what are their names?

John + Margaret

Jeff + Annie

Ron + Elaine

Mark + Amber

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What is "Taffy's" real name?

Jim

Tim

John

Glynn

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Who does David Brent "fire" in this episode?

Dawn Tyndsley

Julie Anderton

Arthur Mayhew

Monkey Alan

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What joke about the new worker gets someone kicked out of the introduction meeting?

"Would you like to handle some swollen goods?"

"Get your bra off!"

"What if she's up for it?"

"I wouldn't mind escaping up her tunnel!"

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What sign does Gareth eventually settle on for his new role investigating the photoshopped picture of Brent?

INTERROGATION ROOM

QUIET PLEASE: INVETIGATION IN PROGRESS

GARETH KEENAN INVESTIGATES!

INVESTIGATION AND MEETING ROOM

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Finchy (Chris Finch, bloody good rep) is responsible for the doctored photo of Brent... But who gets blamed originally?

Tim

Gareth

Dawn

Joan (the cleaner)

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When David rings "Finchy", it's actually the talking clock... What time is it?

3:22:30

4:21:40

12:22:12

2:22:20

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EPISODE THREE: What age does Tim turn in this episode?

25

30

35

40

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Drinks are at 6... But what time is the quiz at?

6

6:30

7

7:30

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Which of these teams do not finish in the top 3 of the quiz?

Malcolm and Dennis

The Dead Parrots

Quiz-Team Aguilera

The Tits

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What Shakespearean play is the answer for the tie-breaker question?

Hamlet

A Midsummer Night's Dream

Macbeth

The Tempest

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How many years in a row had Finchy and Brent won the quiz before being beaten?

2

4

6

8

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What famous writer does Brent seem to know so much about?

Theodore Dostoevsky

Charles Dickens

Roald Dahl

Janet Daily

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Who did Brent think was the leader of Cuba?

Sam Allardyce

George Bush

Johnny Wilkinson

Fray Bentos

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What does Finchy throw over the building, thus winning the real quiz?

A copper kettle

An inflatable penis

The Radio FM hat

Tim's shoe

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EPISODE 4: What is the name of the trainer for the day?

Rowan

Ronan

Roland

Ronald

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Dawn reveals how Lee proposed to her... What was it?

By text

By email

At the Christmas party

In the local paper

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In 'Free Love Freeway', what type of car is the pretty girl sitting on in the opening line?

Porsche

MG

Mercedes Benz

Cadillac

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What was the name of David Brent's band?

The Dead Parrots

The Last Defenders

The Real Texas

Foregone Conclusion

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"Sometimes the complaints will be false..." Which hotel room did not exist, according to Brent?

360

361

362

363

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According to the trainer, what is the Wernham Hogg day always?

"Enlightening"

"Different"

"Strange"

"A waste of time"

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Who resigns in this episode?

Brent

Dawn

Tim

Gareth

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What, according to Brent, should bus drivers accept as currency?

Coupons

Postage Stamps

Brent's words of wisdom

A 'thank you'

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EPISODE 5: David hires a new secretary... This man is unsuccessful, what is his name?

Brian Hand

Mark Armstrong

Colm Archer

Stuart Foot

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Brent eventually chooses Karen Roper... But what is her drink of choice?

Cosmo

Bacardi Breezer

Rum and 7up

Vodka and Coke

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What time does 'New York, New York: The Nightclub That Never Sleeps' close at?

1am

3am

5am

Never

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What nightclub do they actually end up going to?

The Gardener's

Chasers

Henry 8th's

Finchy's Revenge

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"Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough..." - What 'cabbage' wrote this poem?

John Betjeman

William Wordsworth

William Shakespeare

John Keats

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What famous philosopher does Brent take the quote "money don't make my world go round, I'm reaching out to a higher ground" from?

Aristotle

Homer

Dolly Parton

Des'ree

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EPISODE 6: The Slough branch is going to close... Which branch will be absorbing them?

Swindon

Sunderland

Salford

Salcombe

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How many members are on the board? (HINT, Brent won by a landslide...)

4

5

6

7

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Who DJs the office party that night?

Gareth

Malcolm

Brent

Keith

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Brent says he told the board to "shove their job up their arses", but Malcolm says he failed the medical.... Due to what?

Obesity

High blood pressure

High cholesterol

A Vitamin D deficiency

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What reason is there for holding a party at the end of this episode?

David's "leaving" party

A "redundancy" party

Tim's "leaving" party

End of the financial year

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AND FINALLY... What year was Season 1 of The Office released?

2000

2001

2002

2003

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