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31st May 2017
04:07pm BST

We caught up with club secretary Ian Cunniffe, who gave us the lowdown on the astonishing progress made by the Patriots in recent years and to dish the dirt on the colleagues he shares a dressing room with.
Player(s) who makes the longest commute to training: Ian Cunniffe, Dan Curran and Brendan Burke all travel an hour each way to training twice a week.
Most dedicated club person: Francie Lang. He has been vital to our team morale and training regime and has been known to jump in and play with (and outpace) us at 55 years of age.
Francie is always the level-headed tactician lining up the team for every game and giving the pre-match and half-time speeches.
Player who could have made it big if love/career/drink didn’t get in the way: Barry Quinn. For some reason, they don’t like lawyers showing up to the courtroom with a black eye from Gaelic Football.
Biggest characters: Gerard Igoe & John Stewart. One is a nurse and the other is a police officer, but both are big characters.
Loudest in the dressing room: Pat Morrissey. Being the youngest sibling of five and with an extended family of about 555, it comes easy to him.
Number of romances that started in the GAA club (feel free to name names): Well, not counting the few bromances that have blossomed along the way, there has been one, Mary O'Boyle and Richard Lenke.
We have Rory O'Boyle (Mary's brother) to thank for making Richard play with us.
Duck to water award – Best new player who had never played GAA before: Richard Lenke, once again thanks to Rory O’Boyle.
Most annoying person in the club WhatsApp group: Conor Lang. He’s the youngest member in our club so it makes sense for all us old guys to give him the title.
Best story involving a club member that’s fit for print: When we travelled to San Francisco for the North American finals in 2011, we had a club member who had missed his flight home because he had met some new friends and had too much fun the night before.
In fact, he had so much fun he decided to miss all his other flights as well and now lives there permanently!
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