It's that time of the week again where JOE tries to turn a measly €10 into over €1,000 by predicting the outcome of this weekend's Premier League games.
So here goes; our attempt to turn the price of two pints into a summer holiday...
Villa are absolutely useless. And dull. And did we mention they're useless. While Liverpool look to have turned another corner.
We stupidly backed QPR to sort out their away form last week. That didn't happen and we've a feeling this week could signal the end of Harry Redknapp's tenure when they get a trashing from a wounded Manchester United.
At the time of writing this article, Newcastle don't even have a manager. Southampton have been amazing all season and are in a rich vein of form. We're backing them and Pelle to do the business.
The big man has looked back to his best in recent weeks, knocking in goals left, right and centre. A fit Carroll is a force to be reckoned with and we fancy him to get the first against Hull.
€10 on this brings in well over a grand, so quick, jump on board.
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