PICS: The definitive A-Z of Marty Morrissey
We hearty Marty...
He has a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine he makes Sinatra look like a hobo.
Yes, we are talking about Marty Morrissey, and yes, he is a national treasure.
"But JOE," we hear you ask, "how could we ever adequately show our love and appreciation for this wonderful man?"
Say no more, we've got this covered.
To mark the magnificent man's birthday today - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARTY! - we'v created the Definitive A-Z of Marty Morrissey, a series of 26 hand-crafted images, available for instant download so you can easily replace every family photo currently sitting on your mantelpiece.
Take a seat... though you'll only need the edge.
Happy birthday, Marty xo
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