WATCH: Patrice Evra kisses, eats, and spanks an uncooked chicken in the most bizarre video of 2018

Yep. We're calling it. Weirdest video of 2018.

Patrice Evra was a world-class defender at one point. He was a key part of one of Manchester United's best ever teams, and played for France's national team for years. But since he has stopped playing, things have gotten a little bit different for the Frenchman. His regular Instagram videos are top class, where he posts a motivational message, as well as a cheerful song. It's a surefire way to brighten up anyone's Monday... But his most recent post is ... odd, to say the least. The video shows the Frenchman with a raw, uncooked chicken placed in front of him. Throughout the video he sucks the chicken, he kisses the chicken, he eats a bit of the chicken, and he spanks the chicken. Have a look for yourself to experience just how crazy this really is... We're just happy he isn't choking the chicken... The video was posted on Wednesday evening, and has confused loads of people online ever since. We're going to go out on a limb and say that we prefer the singing videos. Bring them back Patrice. Leave the chickens alone...