Rubbing salt in open wounds.
Since Cork endured a painful loss against Galway in the All-Ireland Quarter-Final some smarty pants has put the team coach up for sale on Done Deal.
Someone went to great lengths to sell the Cork coach bus which is ‘free to a good home or nearest offer’.
The jokes keep coming in the description which says the coach rarely goes to Dublin and is prone to false starts and has a boot full of broken dreams. The bus also has a tracker involved as it is known to go missing when it is needed most.
The ad also says the bus is well able for trips to Wexford, but struggles with multiple journeys to Killarney and Thurles.
As well as these quirks the would be owner must also be able to mimic the Corkonian tongue needed for the recently-installed handsfree device ‘Siri Barry Murphy’.
Apparently the bus also has a trophy cabinet that is a bit dusty and there are a few extras thrown in to ‘sweeten the deal’.
Donal Og’s tear-stained pie charts along with his latest DVD ‘My top 10 greatest rants about Frank Murphy, while wearing a dickie bow and twiddling a parker pen.
The add asks for serious offers only and signs off as JBM.
Pretty sure this is a piss-take but with so much of it on the money it’s hard to know…
