Pic: Horse-racing stars Barry Geraghty, Paul Carberry, Mick Kinane team up with One Direction’s Niall Horan to form new boy band

Expect to see No Direction topping the charts this Christmas...

In what Louis Walsh isn't describing as the greatest man-boy-band since time began, horse racing legends Barry Geraghty, Paul Carberry and Mick Kinane have teamed up with One Direction star, and Mullingar's favourite son (sorry Bressie), Niall Horan, after the four recently took an in-car selfie. Say hello to No Direction:

Myself @paulcarberry @NiallOfficial and Mick Kinane have started a new band.... #nodirection pic.twitter.com/4bnaALsD0y — BarryJGeraghty (@BarryJGeraghty) March 26, 2014

We can hear the fans screaming already... in horror. With a horse-inspired repertoire of songs, No Direction can be expected to headline a hotel function room near you, banging out such tunes as 'My Lovely Horse', 'A Horse With No Name' and all of Celine Dion's back catalogue... with a special cameo by Sarah Jessica-Parker of course. Good work lads, you're through to boot camp...