It really was just a matter of time before the money grabbing 20-year-old found himself with an eBay listing.
With Manchester City either going cold or just dragging their heels on signing the Liverpool attacker, some hilarious charlatan has placed on the internet's favourite website for buying and selling random tat.
We just wonder if the laughing gas canisters are included?
https://twitter.com/AnfieldHQ96/status/619204738354159617
Hat-tip: Balls.ie
