With a name like his the possibilities are endless...
JOE understands the importance of having a strong headline when it comes to grabbing the firm attention of all our sound readers.
We constantly pitch ideas to each other here on the desk, but if any of us give a hard "no" to a potential title then it's instantly scrapped.
Swansea striker Wilfried Bony has been in prolific form in 2014 - 20 goals in the calender year is more than any other striker in the Premier League - so naturally his name will be in the headlines.
Liverpool are the latest club linked with a bid for the striker, but they may face stiff opposition for his signature.
While this headline in the Sunday Times makes perfect sense, we also can't help but think there is a little bit of innuendo going on also. Just a little bit...
