Why always him?
Part of me is really regretting the fact that Mario Balotelli isn't at Anfield right now but it's not because of his far from prolific goalscoring record in a Liverpool jersey. Could you imagine this scenario, Balotelli + Klopp = a love story for the ages.
It's a shame that 'Super Mario' is in Milan right now but it seems that a prankster/journalist by the name of
Dov Ravson has decided to try his hand at starting a very different romantic tale by flirting with a girl on the app by just using quotes from the Italian striker.
To be fair, it's pretty tame when measured against the stories that he could have used. I mean there's so much more to discuss like Balotelli's love of fireworks or that impromptu visit to a school to use the bathroom but you have to applaud the creativity.
Take a look.
Balotelli has only scored once this season in Serie A so maybe this man will have more luck.
Hat-Tip to
101GreatGoals
