Das ist gut.
Much like the regularity of Pep Guardiola's men absolutely blitzing 95% teams in the Bundesliga, you can always rely on Bayern's annual trip to Oktoberfest to produce some colourful pictures.
To be fair, the German champions fully deserve some beer and bratwurst because they currently lead Borussia Dortmund by four points (those two meet at the weekend) and they've also won both of their opening Champions League matches.
Mario Götze scored in the 5-0 win against Dinamo Zagreb on Tuesday but we couldn't help but be fixated by his extremely large head in these snaps. Oh yeah, his partner Ann-Kathrin Broemmel is also very, very lovely.
I know that anyone can be made to look slightly different in a photo, damn you photoshop, but these two images look like someone was trying to create a Vine of the World Cup winner and just gave up half way through.
Here's the first image of the former Dortmund man. Check out that noggin.
Don't believe me? Take a look at another image of the gifted attacker.
Anyway, lets take a look at something that we all came here to see. Xabi Alonso once again confirming that he's the only man in the world that can make Lederhosen look cool.
Damn him, the mancrush just grows.
