Seen from this angle, Cristiano Ronaldo's dive last night was just pure muck

He won himself a penalty in the most shameless of manners

Cristiano Ronaldo may have broken the record for the number of hat-tricks in La Liga history against Celta Vigo, but this dive was just appalling.

While it initially looked like Jonny Castro may have clipped the Portuguese superstar, this angle shows just how bad a dive it was.

Rotten stuff, great player or not.