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We're back, baby!

Remember the days of no sport? Me neither because we don't need to worry anymore. Sport is on TV again. A lot of it. And you have nothing to do but kick back and relax. Even with just two Premier League games this weekend, there's an unbelievable selection for you across golf, football, AFL and UFC so park your rear-end, grab a Momenti pizza from your local supermarket beforehand, and put aside some Me Time. We made it.

Friday

  Live PGA Tour 12pm Sky Sports Main Event Rory McIlroy, Shane Lowry and Graeme McDowell all contest in the Travelers Championship for a $7,400,000 purse. Brentford v West Brom EFL Championship 7pm Sky Sports Main Event Don't laugh. This is first against fourth in the EFL Championship with everyone as far down as 12th still eying promotion. Rerun: Liverpool v Man City 2018 8pm Sky Sports Premier League Remember that absolute cracker from January 2018?

Saturday

Aston Villa v Wolves Premier League 12pm BT Sport 1 Midlands derby. One team going for Champions League. One team staring the Championship bare in the face. Soccer Saturday 12pm Sky Sports News Even Soccer Saturday is back. https://twitter.com/JOEdotie/status/934149643092484096 Live PGA Tour 12.45pm Sky Sports Golf Right through the 11pm. Wolfsburg v Bayern Munich Bundesliga 2.30pm BT Sport ESPN The parade of the champions. Leeds v Fulham EFL Championship 2.45pm Sky Sports Main Event Second v third. Is it Leeds' year or is this the beginning of the choke? Norwich v Man United FA Cup quarter-final 5.30pm BBC One Jesus, the FA Cup is still going. Dustin Poirier v Dan Hooker UFC Fight Night 9.15pm (prelims, main card at 1am) BT Sport 2 (later BT Sport 1) Poirier is back in the Octagon for the first time since his defeat to Khabib.

Sunday

Hawthorn v Melbourne AFL 9am BT Sport 1 We should always have live sport every morning. Sheffield United v Arsenal FA Cup quarter-final 12.30pm BT Sport 1 David Luiz. New contract. Live PGA Tour 12.45pm Sky Sports Golf Day four and the action switches to Main Event from 7pm. Leicester v Chelsea FA Cup quarter-final 3.30pm BT Sport 1 Brodge and Lamps battling it out for a place in Wembley. Watford v Southampton Premier League 4pm Sky Sports Main Event Nigel Pearson hasn't steered Watford clear of safety. Yet. Newcastle v Man City FA Cup quarter-final 6.30pm BBC One 0-5.

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