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11th Mar 2014

Video: Martial artist submits and gets sick after opponent farts in his face (NSFW-ish)

We hope you're not eating breakfast as you watch what is truly the most vicious submission manoeuvre known to man

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http://youtu.be/03_YdfsOXO0

We hope you’re not eating breakfast as you watch what is truly the most vicious submission manoeuvre known to man

Anyone who ever had older brothers or is familiar with the decorated wrestling career of luminary WWE talent Rikishi will know that there is one move, when executed properly, that can bring a grown man to tears: the Stinkface.

In this particular variation on that classic at a recent grappling and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu tournament in Las Vegas, one particular grappler gave a textbook example of how it can be used to create sheer devastation, as his opponent not only submits, but his body can’t handle the toxic emission and he is forced, against his will, to vomit as a result.

Had we been in a similar position, we would also have submitted. Keeping your pride and not tapping is one thing, but once a man has released the noxious vapor from the inside of his colon in full force upon your face, whatever pride or dignity you had once is gone. Now all that’s left is…revenge.

Hat=tip to Total Pro Sports for the video