VIDEO: Michael Owen reaches peak Michael Owen with this comment on BT Sport
Why couldn't Valencia have taken this man from our television screens?
With Gary Neville, arguably the greatest TV pundit of them all, off to manage Valencia the punditry landscape has been left a far less dependable place.
Unfortunately, no Spanish club has come calling for BT Sport's Michael Owen and we've been left with comments like this from today's clash between Stoke City and Manchester City at the Britannia Stadium.
"When they don't score, they hardly ever win."
He should really stick to the horse racing.
Thanks to Jamie Sexton for sending this our way