See ya later, Jack.
If you’ve been watching, you’ll be painfully aware of the fact that precious little has happened in either of the World Cup Group D games this afternoon, so thank the Lord for this moment of inspiration from Costa Rica’s Bryan Ruiz against England.
Showing a lovely touch to initially control the ball and evade the attention of Ross Barkley in the centre circle, Ruiz then left Jack Wilshere for dead with the type of pirouette that Zinedine Zidane was particularly fond of throughout his career.
Class.