Give us strength.
We need a bit of a lie down after seeing Juan Mata’s glorious up-and-under for Chris Smalling’s goal against Wolfsburg tonight.
Frankly, we think he should be banned for subjecting us to X-rated content before the watershed.
Smalling puts United ahead http://t.co/RBgwO3lIt6
— JOE (@JOE_co_uk) September 30, 2015
People, understandably, were dumbfounded.
https://twitter.com/DevilsOfUnited/status/649312673100890113
Spectacular back-heel assist from Mata to Smalling! https://t.co/F4NmU9lw07
— World Soccer Shop (@worldsoccershop) September 30, 2015
https://twitter.com/ManUtdVines/status/649314004612026368
