We are weak.
One of the saddest pieces of news we got last week concerned Marco Reus signing a new long-term deal at Borussia Dortmund, meaning he won't be heading to the Premier League any time soon.
Passes like this to Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang certainly make us feel no better.
Borussia Dortmund beat Mainz 4-2 and are now out of the Bundesliga relegation zone. How they got there in the first place with Reus in the side is beyond us.
Glorious.
