Vine: This Marco Reus assist might be the sexiest thing you see on Valentine's Day

We are weak.

One of the saddest pieces of news we got last week concerned Marco Reus signing a new long-term deal at Borussia Dortmund, meaning he won't be heading to the Premier League any time soon.

Passes like this to Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang certainly make us feel no better.

Borussia Dortmund beat Mainz 4-2 and are now out of the Bundesliga relegation zone. How they got there in the first place with Reus in the side is beyond us.

Glorious.