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27th Jul 2016

WATCH: Cristiano Ronaldo’s promo for his new range of blankets is like something out of a bad porn movie

Conor Heneghan

We need to take a shower after watching this.

Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the most marketable sports people in the world – he was recently named by Forbes as the world’s highest earning athlete – and he’s well entitled to make the most of it while he’s at the peak of his powers.

Indeed, CR7 has used his mug to promote all kinds of products in recent years, including his own underwear range and, most recently, his own range of blankets.

Made for people who want to express their “CR7 Fandemonium”, the blankets are “soft, plush and stylish” and have been promoted by Ronaldo himself in the most cringe-worthy thing you’ll see this side of a video of you as a baby that your parents show at your 21st.

If you dare, you can have a look here, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.

*Shudders*