swan

He’s heartbroken. A swan in Wexford has been left brokenhearted after its mate was killed. Traffic in Enniscorthy was brought to a standstill on Friday after the swan roamed onto the road and stopped cars while mourning the death of its mate. Photos emerged of the swan ‘hugging’ cars on the road. Wexford Society Prevention […]

He’s heartbroken. A swan in Wexford has been left brokenhearted after its mate was killed. Traffic in Enniscorthy was brought to a standstill on Friday after the swan roamed onto the road and stopped cars while mourning the death of its mate. Photos emerged of the swan ‘hugging’ cars on the road. Wexford Society Prevention […]

7 years ago

‘Hot Fuzz’ police actually arrest a rogue swan that was causing havoc on the roads

SWAN! Crime involving swans around the UK are off the fuckin’ chain right now because as we all know, swans are not interested in preserving the greater good. The greater good. Is this true? Yarp. Are we sure? Yarp. If you need further proof that the NWA (Neighbourhood Watch Alliance) are required in every town, this […]

SWAN! Crime involving swans around the UK are off the fuckin’ chain right now because as we all know, swans are not interested in preserving the greater good. The greater good. Is this true? Yarp. Are we sure? Yarp. If you need further proof that the NWA (Neighbourhood Watch Alliance) are required in every town, this […]

9 years ago

VIDEO: “They tell you to expect everything when you’re driving but you don’t think a swan is going to hit your car”

swan

This wasn’t in the theory test

This is why there is nothing wrong with a simple touchdown.

There’s a WHAT on the road!?

Look at him there, swanning around as if he owns the road, the beak of him.