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09th Aug 2013

Saints Row IV ‘Super Dangerous Wad Wad’ edition goes on sale for just $1,000,000

Do you have a cool $1,000,000 just lying around? If so, you might want to splash out on the ‘Super Dangerous Wad Wad’ edition of Saints Row IV.

Oisin Collins

Do you have a cool $1,000,000 just lying around? If so, you might want to splash out on the ‘Super Dangerous Wad Wad’ edition of Saints Row IV.

Game collectors listen up. You may have to dig into your Communion fund for this one, but judging by the extras that come with the ‘Super Dangerous Wad Wad’ edition of Saints Row IV, it will be totally worth it. But you better be quick, there’s only ONE available.

So what comes in the special edition bundle? Well, your $1,000,000 (€750,000) will get you:

  • A full day of spy training.
  • A trip to space with Virgin Atlantic.
  • A full size replica of the Dubstep Gun.
  • One year’s membership of E25 Super Car Club and a Lamborghini Gallardo to make it worthwhile
  • Plastic Surgery of the purchaser’s choice.
  • A shopping spree with a personal shopper to create the ultimate Planet Saints capsule wardrobe.
  • 7 nights for two at The Jefferson Hotel in Washington.
  • Hostage rescue experience.
  • A brand new Toyota Prius and insurance to give something back to the environment.
  • 7 nights stay in the Top Royal Suite at the Burj-al-arab, Dubai, with flights for two.

Oh, and you also get the ‘Commander in Chief’ edition of the actual game. However, there are a few terms and conditions that you have to agree to first. Mainly:

  • Content of the ‘Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition’ must be taken as stated and cannot be deferred.
  • There will be no cash alternatives.
  • Koch Medias’ decision is final in every situation including any not covered above and no correspondence will be entered into.
  • Koch Media especially reserve the right to remove or amend contents of the Super Dangerous Wad Wad edition.
  • The purchaser will be deemed to have accepted these rules and to agree to be bound by them when buying the ‘Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition’.

So is anyone stupid enough to actually buy this bundle? Probably not, but at least Koch Media, the people behind the game, will get a rake of free advertising for the game which is out on August 23. You can pre-order the Super Dangerous Wad Wad edition over on GAME UK now.

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