If you’re a fan of the hit comedy South Park then you’ll want to check out the teaser trailer for the South Park video game ‘The Stick of Truth’. It teaches an important life lesson: ‘never, ever fart on anyone’s balls’.
Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman will return to your TV screens later this year in video game form as they set out on an epic quest in ‘The Stick of Truth’. If the trailer is anything to go by, it should be good.
Here’s what it says over on The Stick of Truth website: “For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a never-ending war: The Stick of Truth.
“But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming foretold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.
“Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat crabpeople, underpants gnomes, hippies, and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny as their new friend.
“Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s saviour, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.”
Sounds pretty good to us. Here’s a look at the other trailers for the game released from the guys at South Park Studios along with a few screen shots of the game.
E3 2012 Trailer:
VGA 2012 Trailer:
In game screen shots:
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