Do you need an armour plated/bullet proof car? There’s one on DoneDeal

Do you work in an industry that requires your car to have inch thick steel plated doors? If so, then you better make your way over to DoneDeal, because we've found the car for you.

Are you a professional criminal, or a diamond dealer? Or maybe you’re just the single most paranoid person in Ireland? Well this 1997 Ford Scorpio with a grade 6 armour-plated body is the perfect motor for you.

The Scorpio comes equipped with a 2.9L automatic cosworth engine and it only has 22,700 miles (36,500km) on the clock.

Here’s what the seller has to say: “This is a grade 6 armour plated car that was commissioned by the UN from the MacNeillie and Son Company to drive Ban Ki Moon, it was also used by ‘Debiers Diamond Merchants’ [sic] for transport and the ‘Sultan of Bruini’ [sic] is another past passenger.

“This car has a 2.9 cosworth engine, run flat tires, bolt action locking system, sirens, smoke screen, and is perfect for people who deal in cash business (publican, ‘bookey’ [sic]). This is a very discrete car, you will not find a safer car than this in Ireland: €12,500.”

The seller might have an armoured car in his possession, but he obviously doesn’t have spell check. So make your way over to DoneDeal if you want ‘the safest car in Ireland’.

Loyal henchmen not included.

Hat tip to the eagle eyed Eoghan McCarthy for sending this our way.