We’re not absolutely sure that this is the official account of Irish international Jonathan Walters, but if it is, he’s already become something of a Twitter legend.
The Stoke forward always gives off the refreshing impression that he is something of a what-you-see-is-what-you-get, take no bullsh*t sort of character and he lived up to that billing with his first four tweets on an account that was set up the day before yesterday.
Perhaps learning from the reception that international team-mate Darron Gibson received on his first foray into the Twittersphere, Walters immediately addressed the issues that fellow Twitter users were most likely to take the p*ss out of him for and did so in hilarious fashion.
I hate it when people.
— Jonathan Walters (@Jon_Walters_) October 23, 2013
Thought it was about time I gave this a go…
— Jonathan Walters (@Jon_Walters_) October 24, 2013
Before I start Yes penalty record isn’t the best,Yes I scored 2 own goals missed a pen and managed to kick the ball in my own face…
— Jonathan Walters (@Jon_Walters_) October 24, 2013
…all in the same game and Yes I have a large amount of grey hair so don’t bore me telling me all this.
— Jonathan Walters (@Jon_Walters_) October 24, 2013
Like we said, we’re not entirely sure it is Walters as of yet, but he has been exchanging tweets with former Stoke team-mate Danny Higginbotham and has already attracted nearly 4,000 followers so we reckon there’s a good chance it’s him.
With an introduction like that, he deserves all the followers coming to him. Well played Jonathan, well played.