As Martha and the Vandellas sang, there’s a heat wave coming so dust down your old bikini and get the Factor 90 sun cream out of the bottom drawer.
Remember, you don’t want to end up looking like this poor eejit:
As JOE looks out the window right now it’s not fantastic looking but just look at the proof we have below:
It’s on the internet so it must be true.
Bring it on.
