We were surprised last week to hear a Swedish man having sex with a bike, well one man in Wisconsin also went for intimate relations with an unusual object.
While the Swede was getting jiggy with a bicycle tyre, one guy in America had a sexual rendezvous with a sofa…in public.
Gerard Streator was spotted humping the discarded yellow couch on a street corner in Wisconsin by an off-duty policeman on a late-night jog. The policeman was under the impression that there was a woman underneath Streator on the couch when he came across – sorry – the unsavoury sight.
Streatour ran off, but the policeman Ryan Edwards saw that there was no-one else on the couch and could see the defendant’s erect penis. Lovely.
Edwards “observed that there was no one else on the couch” and believed Streator “had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions,” according to The Mirror. Luckily for the defendant he avoided jail and was handed a five month suspended sentence and placed on probation for a year.
Maybe he was vigorously looking for his keys, or wallet down the side of the couch when he got aroused, but either way he has brought himself firmly into the media spotlight.
You could say Streatour is the Sofa King, Sofa King weird.
