Now enrolling: The Austrian International School of Sex

The world’s newest institution of education is to open in Austria and will teach students in the art of sex.

The Austrian International School of Sex is claiming to be the worlds first in teaching practical sexuality. The school's headmistress is a woman who goes by the name Ylva Maria Thompson.

The sex school is only open to a handful of lucky applicants who want to learn how to be better lovers.

"You have trained your mind, your muscles, your fitness, but how much time have you spent developing your skills at what really matters... love?" Thompson asks on her school's website.

The course teaches in the history of sex and modern sexual theory but the majority of the course is ‘hands-on’ with your fellow classmates. A semester includes five full-term courses and three "special intensive" courses and costs €1,400. However, the one major hole in this otherwise flawless excuse to go to Austria to ‘study’ is the fact that classes are thought in German.

"At AISOS we want you to develop practical skills that will change not only your life, but also the lives of the people you decide to partner with," the school’s website says.

"In short, we teach the art of giving and receiving sexual pleasure.

“Each course is followed by an exam and in order to get your final exam you need to have passed all exams.

"Contraception will be available at no extra cost.”