Pic: Real Madrid unveil a gorgeous new dragon-inspired black third kit

Mother of Dragons, this is a nice-looking kit...

It seems that the all-conquering and all-spending behemoth that is Real Madrid aren't happy with just having the best team in the world, because they now might have the best jersey also. The European champions have launched their new Champions League third choice kit for this season and even those anti-Madridista's will have to admit that it's absolutely beautiful. JOE mancrushes Xabi Alonso and James Rodriguez were joined by Iker Casillas, Marcelo and Gareth Bale to launch the new jersey that was created by Japanese designer Yohji Yamamoto. We especially love the grandad collar and did we mention that the jersey has dragons on it? Because it does.

Style meets performance in a design innovation. The @realmadrid 3rd kit in partnership with Yohji Yamamoto. pic.twitter.com/WBra7KVgY7 — adidasfootball (@adidasfootball) August 26, 2014

Welsh striker Gareth Bale is sure to like the dragon motif on the new kit.

Just launched the new #UCL away kit for @realmadrid . What do you think? #wearitorfearit pic.twitter.com/EvfHfMyWFt — Gareth Bale (@GarethBale11) August 26, 2014

We're fairly certain that Real Madrid's accountants are hoping that they sell a bucket load of these kits, especially since they spent a million, bajillion, gajillion Euro buying the world's best players. They still can't afford Paul McShane though.