Pic: This World Cup drinking game is spot on and a very bad idea to play

We strongly advise you DON'T play this tonight. Or ever.

If you are settling down to watch the World Cup opener tonight, and for some bizarre reason choose ITV over RTE, then a game has been devised for you by those clever folks at @TheMediaTweets. However, we suggest you only drink tea each time you mark these off your card, because if you use booze, you won't see the second half.

Here's a #WorldCup drinking game for everybody watching on #ITV tonight... pic.twitter.com/jP8vim1igk — The Media Blog (@TheMediaTweets) June 12, 2014

Don't say we didn't warn you...