Top stories on JOE today

We won't lie to you, there was really only one show in town today...

6. JOE's collection of old school schoolyard football terms will bring back some happy memories

5:  Our man Jerry Flannery sums up the Brian O'Driscoll situation with a perfect porn analogy

4: Despite all that happened, BOD was all class today

3. A brilliantly childish bit of graffiti on a Galway road sign

2: How the world reacted to the BOD news

1. Those twin internet video giants, Hitler and Ron Burgundy, react, separately we hasten to add, to the BOD bombshell

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